Saturday 29 August 2009

No one thinks you're hotter...


..than your stalker. You know when you don't want your guy to see you without make-up or you're worried if you're getting fat and he won't find you as attractive. You get up before him to make yourself pretty, so he won't see what you look like in the morning. Must be a pain right? Then you need a stalker!!..He won't care that your hair is stuck to your face, or that your roots are a different colour, or that haven't brushed your teeth or anything like that, he just wants to murder you in some sexual fashion, win-win right!!?? If i had a stalker i'd think 'Wow, here's a situation I could take advantage of'.
I realise that picture is of that hot actor, Mark Something, and most people women would live with that, it's just that there's a video game called Stalker and this seems to be the dominant Google image search. (Awesome game too)

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