Wednesday 17 June 2009

She's outta your league fella!!!


Sad photo right?..We've all done it on some level though, liked somebody outta our league. Sense goes out the window when love is concerned. However, biologically it makes no sense to be attracted to people that aren't attracted to us, there wouldn't be 6,792,467,727 people on the planet if we all liked people that were out of our league. So if you discount the one's we all like, the Megan Fox's, the Brad Pitt's etc. then if you like someone for reasons other than beauty then there's a good chance they (might) like you too.

Monday 8 June 2009

Killed Bill!!


David Carridine was found dead last week. He had a rope around his neck and another around his genitals.!! Another movie star wanks himself to death!!. But maybe not, his family & friends now claim he was murdered by chinese martial art gangs because he was about to have them all arrested or something. I know it must be hard to accept that a loved one died of wanking but really???..Chinese gangs??

Saturday 6 June 2009

Bookworm


I'm a bit of a bookworm. However I feel that literature adversely affect one's perception of life. What if you were to take someone from the rainforest who had never read a book, watched TV, or had a discussion with someone and asked them what they thought of religion, politics, sex, relationships, or anything else I reckon you'd get the most balanced view available. No matter how objective you think you are, you're influenced by some sort of media. Books are no better than the 'Jeremy Kyle Show' in that respect. I think it's time we learned to think for ourselves rather than recycle other's ideas, which are in turn ideas recycled from somebody else..See!!..This is me when I'm drunk!!..I used to be a fun drunk!! ...at least I can still spell!!...If I'd been drinking beer instead of wine, this would be a rant about how vaginas are better than breasts!! (they're way better)!!!

Wine....


I love wine, but I can't drink it. Well, I can physically drink it, I just pour it in my mouth & swallow. But I shouldn't, I get seriously weird drunk on it. I usually avoid it when I'm out unless I'm having a terribly boring night. We got a 'Mosby 2005 Marche Rosso' for tonight which comes highly recommended but is in fact crap, so Shar put some sparkling water in it and now it's delicious. We do terrible things to each other when we drink wine!!