Pro Active Parenting!!

For the first time in 12 years, the weather was good yesterday. So after a boring day of cycling & a trip to the park I took my son & his friends Gary & Jack airsofting, which means we shoot each other with pellet guns. They really hurt, I got shot in the hand, crotch, and neck, and my back looks like a map of a mountain range. Me & Jack lost but that's 'cos I was going easy on them, despite the fact that I shot the fuck outta them while they were reloading shouting 'Die Motherfuckers!!'...Leave me alone!!..I had a sheltered childhood!

Happy Tree Friends

My son has been watching this all week, I passed by his room a few times & thought..'Awww!!, how cute!!'..then I watched one episode. Certainly the most violent piece of animation ever conceived. I dare you to watch it!!!
Happy Tree Friends

Everyone's Lazy Today...

I found my son James, half asleep on top of the stairs with his Mom's cowboy boots on his hands,
I thought at first he'd broken his leg!!..Strange day indeed!!....and Shar, if you're wondering what that thing behind James is, it's a hoover baby..It's used for cleaning floors!!

These are the droids you're looking for.

We met them on holidays last year, much nicer than they are in the Star Wars movies. Would you like some chips?..Roger, Roger!!!

I don't see dead people...

My ten year old son James has to do a homework report tonight on someone he knew that died. Unfortunatly he doesn't know anyone who has died( Yes Owen, that is unfortunate). I offered to kill Mom, in an effort to make his homework a little easier, but she was having none of it. Anyway i'm off to make up a horrible sob story about James' dead uncle Jimmy or something, he died getting rolled over by a cat or in a chainsaw accident or something.