Tuesday 19 May 2009

Return to Pub...


Yeah, good luck with that!!..You just know there are loads of hot girls that were gonna ask ya back to their place but read your t-shirt and decided not to. I prefer drinking to casual sex too!?!. Are these things funny or am I a serious snob? I reckon that if you get to the stage where you realise that women are never gonna have sex with ya, then you might as well wear something like this, so when you return home alone you can say to yourself, 'I could've scored if it wasn't for my t-shirt'..Me? my one says ' Not tonight Ladies..I'm too Nervous to Have Casual Sex'

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