1: Any woman over the age of 20 that refers to herself as 'Fluffy-Bunny-Pink-Princess-Kisses' has some serious Daddy issues
2: Celebrity look-alikes are flattering but false, nobody thinks you look like Angelina Jolie!!
3: Nobody cares what type of kisser, transformer, pasta, James Bond bad guy, piece of fruit you are!
4: Don't put 'lol' after a message where you've told a random woman she's hot. Picture it in real life: 'You're hot!!..Hahahaha!!..Doesn't work!!
5: No man cares how good your weekend was, he just wants to have sex with you!
6: Don't end messages to casual aquaintances with little 'x's, again picture it in real life...you'd get slapped!!
7: Using txtspk when you have a full keyboard and limitless space isn't cool. Type full words..better yourself!!
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