Saturday 9 May 2009

Computer Virus!!


I'm getting mighty tired of removing viruses from people's computers. So Norton be damned and listen to me!!!
1: If you get an E-mail 'Cheryl Cole Nude' and you open it, then you deserve to get a virus!!
2: 'Paris19Cutie' isn't gonna make your dream of a no strings attached internet sex meeting come true.
3: You aren't the 1,000,000 visitor to this site, don't click here to claim your prize!!
4: Nobody's gonna give you free Viagra (except maybe your girlfriend)
5: Don't press the 'Fart' button!!
6: If you're worried about the size of your penis, your Inbox isn't going to help( maybe it's the size of your girlfriend's 'Inbox' that's the problem!!)
7: Normal porn is usually freely & safely available on the net, if you're into Grannies, Trannys, or anything left of centre, then you're sick and you're gonna get burned, and if I end up fixing it..I'm telling your Mom!!

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