Feminist's Day Off..

Valentines's day is such a relationship killer, you go to all that trouble & expense and all she's thinking is that it's been ages since you bought her flowers, chocolates, went down etc..My point is that you should be romantic all the time, all today does is remind your partner how stale your relationship has become. So for all you singles out there here's a list of things you can do....

Girls:
1: Let a gay friend giggle & touch one boob, 'cos it's better than nothing
2: Make a voodoo doll in the shape of an ex.
3: Pretend to not know what day it is while still wearing that sexy red dress
4: Sob while looking at pictures of your ex with his new girl on facebook.
5: Forget about it & eat the box of chocolates that Mom sent.
6: Talk about how great it is to be single.
Boys:
1: Play video games
2: Masturbate
..that's it!!