Monday 3 November 2008

Condoms!!


God i hate them, got some of those Ribbed & Studded ones last week to impress my girlfriend (It's come to this!!). Jees, how uncomfortable are these things, might just wrap it in duck tape & bubble wrap next time. They were really tight too, or maybe that's just me. Ya know how girls can put them on with they're mouths?? That's so impressive, it'd be even more impressive if i could put it on myself with my mouth, so i'm gonna spend the rest of the day practising that.

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