Don't Kiss Me, I Might Move In With Ya!!!

But also because I have a sore Throat, never had one of those before, It's all that shouting at my computer I reckon, must stop Playing 'Trials 2'. I can't swallow or anything . Still., it's an excuse not to do stuff, Shar just said 'look at the photos I took'...Can't baby, got a sore throat. That works for making coffee, love, and dinner too. I also found out that painkillers work, I thought you had to believe they worked, for them to work, but no. (Boring post I know,but I've been waiting ages for an excuse to use this wonderful photo)

More Old Pictures...

That's me on the left, we found loads of old photos when my parents moved house last year. My parents got a photographer to our house to take some family photos, but I cried so much my Dad had to go out & buy a 'Laughing Bag' (the thing in my brother's hand, you shake it & it makes a laughing sound)..to keep me calm. Having a photographer around....always a traumatic moment for a child.

Why Dad, Why!!!

This is me aged 1, throwing sand in my face at the beach. My dad took this photo. why didn't he stop me instead of taking the picture? It's hardly child abuse but I have a funny feeling I'll be talking to a psychiatrist some day.

Stunt Kid...

This is my son James doing tricks on his bike, I was Irish BMX champion when I was young & I'm still pretty good so he doesn't let me use his bike. Some kids would think I was a cool Dad, but James gets embarrassed, either that or he thinks I'll show him up...nothing at all to do with a 38 year old man making a fool outta himself on a kid's bike!!

My Family...

I know most people think that their parents are the best in the world, but people that know my parents agree that 'My' parents are in fact the best parents in the world. My brother's the coolest person on the planet too!!..Shame about me though (We didn't live in a crummy house with torn wallpaper, it's the photo that's torn)

Su Su...

This was our sweet puppy SuSu, she was such a cuddly thing, she ate all our furniture, then she got smashed to death by a car..we miss her!!

Can English Please!!??

I took this pic recently in a Cafe window, ..''can english necessary'..Fantastic!!

New Guitar...

I recently bought this Guitar new on Ebay for €60, I have a Taylor & a few Yamahas so I wasn't expecting to be impressed, but Wow, It's got an amazing sound for a slim body (I like slim bodies). The pick-up & equalizer are pretty good too. It doesn't make me a better guitarist or anything but it does go with my favourite shirt & it's a nice piece of furniture.

Pro Active Parenting!!

For the first time in 12 years, the weather was good yesterday. So after a boring day of cycling & a trip to the park I took my son & his friends Gary & Jack airsofting, which means we shoot each other with pellet guns. They really hurt, I got shot in the hand, crotch, and neck, and my back looks like a map of a mountain range. Me & Jack lost but that's 'cos I was going easy on them, despite the fact that I shot the fuck outta them while they were reloading shouting 'Die Motherfuckers!!'...Leave me alone!!..I had a sheltered childhood!

Live for the Moment...

Oh Boy, I hate it when people say this.....'I live for the moment'..what if I slap ya.. How'd ya like that moment?, wouldn't ya like to be in a different one??.....I bet you would. Also anyone who says 'You haven't lived until you've (insert token life moment here) can also go bite me!!

Sorry.....

I found this while on the Internet earlier, I was gonna watch it tonight!!!...Damn!!

Jammy Fecker!!

My Brother went to a History of Video Games Exhibition while touring New Zealand & Australia, Oh man, I would've loved that. We lead very different lives me & Shane!!

My Girlfriend...

She shoved a straw down my throat today, and slapped me too and after I gave her jewelery last night (Nice one Baby, I wish I'd thought of that one). I put up with it 'cos she's hot!!!..Hey!!, that better not be a scone on that plate!!..DISPLAY ONLY!!!

I Made Scones...

...it was horrific!!!..Flour everywhere, on the walls, on the floor, in my hair, on the scones. Nobody's allowed to eat them though, they're just for display!!

Favourite Lyrics #1..

...Children in Bloom...Counting Crows.

I was once a Child...

..but I'm far more childish now. I was such a serious kid, dunno why, my parents & brother were loads of fun (still are). I was really intelligent & a total nerd. My Nan used to say that I was like a really reserved, mannerly Protestant Child(????). I'm very different now though I hope, childish, stoopid, irresponsible, unmannerly!! If i had a child like me, Oh man!!..I'd be very dissapointed. My son James is so different, so much fun, best kid ever!!....He says that if I was 10 he's kick my ass....He sure would..but I be better at Maths than him!!

Happy Tree Friends

My son has been watching this all week, I passed by his room a few times & thought..'Awww!!, how cute!!'..then I watched one episode. Certainly the most violent piece of animation ever conceived. I dare you to watch it!!!
Happy Tree Friends

Oh the Vanity!!!

Even though Shar thinks she's not looking good today and doesn't want her picture taken, she carefully uses the opportunity to show off her new tattoo!!

Everyone's Lazy Today...

I found my son James, half asleep on top of the stairs with his Mom's cowboy boots on his hands,
I thought at first he'd broken his leg!!..Strange day indeed!!....and Shar, if you're wondering what that thing behind James is, it's a hoover baby..It's used for cleaning floors!!

Sharon's kicking it back today....

Poor thing had a night out last night, and after a few days of shopping, she's wrecked. So I'm taking good care of her. I'm wrapping her feet in hats, making her endless cups of coffee & sneaking the odd feel while she still drunk. I also brought her breakfast in bed (at 2pm) & another breakfast when she went back to sleep on the couch at 4pm. Sorry about the pic, she wouldn't let me take one, dunno about the book though, she can't actually read. And now she drank my can of coke that my Dad gave for my dinner tonight. At least she'll sleep all day, I reckon if the Irish rugby team came in and said 'Sharon, we want to satisfy you'..she still wouldn't wake up..!!

I Hate My Sex Drive..

..it's driving me mad, I'm perpetually cranky. It's not my girlfriend's fault or anything, if I had five girlfriends it wouldn't help. My mood totally depends on the time since I last had it, I get more cranky & depressed the further I get from it. It's chemical of course, testosterone is a highly poisonous drug that turns sweet guys into the monster I am today..and most days!! Maybe there's some sort of food I can eat that will lower my sex drive, maybe I should cut out all those peanuts I eat.

Windows 7

I know my Blog is boring enough without putting stuff about computers on it, but I thought this deserves a mention. I'm not gonna go into the technical aspects of it, but it's so much better than Vista. I just installed it on my girlfriend's laptop as well. All Vista drivers are compatible & memory usage is highly optimized (it's faster Sharon)

Our House...

Now that you know where I live, feel free to call over for a nice cup of tea.

Craptions Again...

While driving away, Owen wondered whether he had done the right thing by giving the stranger directions to the orphanage.

Movie Review..The Unborn

Oh for fuck's sake!!..What a load of crap!! But really scary crap. The girl in it is seriously smoking hot, but a door would have been a better actress than her. It's a story about some girl who gets haunted by a twin she had or something, so far so good, but then there's some stuff about a concentration camp & religious stuff i couldn't be arsed to follow. Rubbish story but some of the scariest imagery I've ever seen. My girlfriend wigged out and went upstairs to a computer. Now i'm off to bed where I'll dream my unborn twin is trying to escape from my uterus and I'll get possessed by a demon and then (hopefully) I'll open my eyes & that actress will be humping me raw!!

My family is annoying me....

..but in a fun way, for them anyway. Shar is making me faint so she can try to catch me, but so far has only succeeded in kneeing me in the crotch & busting my lip, James is laughing at me. You keep it up!!, James your PS3 is going out the window and Shar I'm gonna hide your favourite toy where you'll never find it..wait that sounds bad!!

I hate the internet!!!

My girlfriend is ignoring me to look up idiots on 'Youtube' trying to copy this stoopid ad!!..There's naked guys on there Shar!! I bet there's even a video of two guys copying this ad using their erections!!! Go ahead..Look!!

She also got her hair cut short...

..it was right down to her bum, It's like having a whole new girlfriend..Which satisfied my craving for a whole new girlfriend, now I'm gonna make her gain 100lbs, so it can be like another whole other girlfriend again, and maybe grow a penis next year, to satisfy my craving for a bit of......

Cartoon!!

I love these!!

My girlfriend got a tattoo..

Sweet, huh?...I love it. I wanted her to get 'Property of Owen Scanlan' on her chest, but There wasn't room..Haha..Burn Baby!!....No seriously you could write the Bible on those babies!!

It's My Birthday!!

I'm 38 today!!.I guess it's time to start being responsible. My girlfriend's away which puts a damper on it. But it's my son's best friend's birthday today as well which also puts a damper on it. On the other hand it's also my brother's birthday today, so it was fun celebrating it with him today since he's just back from Australia in time. I got some cool presents!!

I Miss my Girlfriend..

She's gone to England for a week. My house feels very empty. She gets a great kick outta of annoying me and though I pretend to be annoyed, I really love it. I might sleep on the couch for a week, my bed would be way too lonely!!

If Valentine's Cards Told The Truth...

Again With The Photoshop!!

See, you can do 3D text with photoshop

Cartoons Again

Marks outta 10??

I'm the kinda person that has to be the best at everything I do. It's easy to compare the things I'm good at by watching other people, Musicians, Fathers, IT guys, Footballers, Boxers etc..But I've never seen any other guy have sex with a woman in real life, so although I think I'm good, i really have no clue. I've been told I am, but maybe my girlfriends have been too polite to tell me I'm crap. They seem to have a good time, but it's sex, you always have a good time. I'm trying to come up with a method of finding out how good I am, I first thought that a threesome with some other guy, but women haven't been accomodating so far. Then I thought of calling up Ex's & asking them what they thought of me in hindsight, but I suspect they might be mean, judging by the fact that I probably dumped them. (I wouldn't really do any of those things, I'm just curious is all). I'll just have to be happy with the fact that I might be an alright lover and not as i think...The Greatest Fuck on the Planet!!

Dirty Dreams...

Every night for a week I've been dreaming about sex. Dunno why, I never dreamt about that before, (except when I'm awake). They're the most vivid, realistic dreams I've ever had. It wouldn't be so weird if I wasn't dreaming about people (Women) I know. I seriously can't face these people anymore, when i see them, despite myself, I'll blurt out...'I had a dream about you last night!!'..and friendship over!!..I'm off now to analyze myself as to why I'm having these dreams in the first place..Maybe it's time to start cheating!!

I have the Flu...

Oh Man, I'd prefer to have penis cancer!!..I want my Mommy!!.although Sharon is taking good care of me, she's making me herbal tea with lemons, & giving me tablets & stuff. I know what would make me feel much better right now, but i don't wanna pass it on to her!!

More Cartoon

A Craption..

''He takes her for granite''...or...''John requested that he be remembered for his proudest achievement..John was a Rapist.

Movie Review..'Zack & Miri Make a Porno'

It's annoying the amount of unintelligent movie reviews online these days, so I'm about to change all that...So there's these two friends and like they're broke right!! So the guy says ''lets make a porno'', but the chick is like ''i dunno'' but then she says yeah and they make a porno. You don't see it going in or anything though, which was crap. But the movie was real funny and the chick was hot. It was weird when they fucked, so the lesson is, don't fuck your friends, it'll be weird & shit. And then you won't be friends anymore. So if any of my female friends wanna fuck me, sorry girls, i value our friendship too much to ruin it with amazing sex. Not really!! I don't care if it's weird afterwards, and that's why i don't have any female friends. So A++ outta 10 for me again, and the movie was good too.