Happy Tree Friends

My son has been watching this all week, I passed by his room a few times & thought..'Awww!!, how cute!!'..then I watched one episode. Certainly the most violent piece of animation ever conceived. I dare you to watch it!!!
Happy Tree Friends

Oh the Vanity!!!

Even though Shar thinks she's not looking good today and doesn't want her picture taken, she carefully uses the opportunity to show off her new tattoo!!

Everyone's Lazy Today...

I found my son James, half asleep on top of the stairs with his Mom's cowboy boots on his hands,
I thought at first he'd broken his leg!!..Strange day indeed!!....and Shar, if you're wondering what that thing behind James is, it's a hoover baby..It's used for cleaning floors!!

Sharon's kicking it back today....

Poor thing had a night out last night, and after a few days of shopping, she's wrecked. So I'm taking good care of her. I'm wrapping her feet in hats, making her endless cups of coffee & sneaking the odd feel while she still drunk. I also brought her breakfast in bed (at 2pm) & another breakfast when she went back to sleep on the couch at 4pm. Sorry about the pic, she wouldn't let me take one, dunno about the book though, she can't actually read. And now she drank my can of coke that my Dad gave for my dinner tonight. At least she'll sleep all day, I reckon if the Irish rugby team came in and said 'Sharon, we want to satisfy you'..she still wouldn't wake up..!!

I Hate My Sex Drive..

..it's driving me mad, I'm perpetually cranky. It's not my girlfriend's fault or anything, if I had five girlfriends it wouldn't help. My mood totally depends on the time since I last had it, I get more cranky & depressed the further I get from it. It's chemical of course, testosterone is a highly poisonous drug that turns sweet guys into the monster I am today..and most days!! Maybe there's some sort of food I can eat that will lower my sex drive, maybe I should cut out all those peanuts I eat.

Windows 7

I know my Blog is boring enough without putting stuff about computers on it, but I thought this deserves a mention. I'm not gonna go into the technical aspects of it, but it's so much better than Vista. I just installed it on my girlfriend's laptop as well. All Vista drivers are compatible & memory usage is highly optimized (it's faster Sharon)

Our House...

Now that you know where I live, feel free to call over for a nice cup of tea.

Craptions Again...

While driving away, Owen wondered whether he had done the right thing by giving the stranger directions to the orphanage.

Movie Review..The Unborn

Oh for fuck's sake!!..What a load of crap!! But really scary crap. The girl in it is seriously smoking hot, but a door would have been a better actress than her. It's a story about some girl who gets haunted by a twin she had or something, so far so good, but then there's some stuff about a concentration camp & religious stuff i couldn't be arsed to follow. Rubbish story but some of the scariest imagery I've ever seen. My girlfriend wigged out and went upstairs to a computer. Now i'm off to bed where I'll dream my unborn twin is trying to escape from my uterus and I'll get possessed by a demon and then (hopefully) I'll open my eyes & that actress will be humping me raw!!

My family is annoying me....

..but in a fun way, for them anyway. Shar is making me faint so she can try to catch me, but so far has only succeeded in kneeing me in the crotch & busting my lip, James is laughing at me. You keep it up!!, James your PS3 is going out the window and Shar I'm gonna hide your favourite toy where you'll never find it..wait that sounds bad!!

I hate the internet!!!

My girlfriend is ignoring me to look up idiots on 'Youtube' trying to copy this stoopid ad!!..There's naked guys on there Shar!! I bet there's even a video of two guys copying this ad using their erections!!! Go ahead..Look!!

She also got her hair cut short...

..it was right down to her bum, It's like having a whole new girlfriend..Which satisfied my craving for a whole new girlfriend, now I'm gonna make her gain 100lbs, so it can be like another whole other girlfriend again, and maybe grow a penis next year, to satisfy my craving for a bit of......

Cartoon!!

I love these!!

My girlfriend got a tattoo..

Sweet, huh?...I love it. I wanted her to get 'Property of Owen Scanlan' on her chest, but There wasn't room..Haha..Burn Baby!!....No seriously you could write the Bible on those babies!!