It's My Birthday!!

I'm 38 today!!.I guess it's time to start being responsible. My girlfriend's away which puts a damper on it. But it's my son's best friend's birthday today as well which also puts a damper on it. On the other hand it's also my brother's birthday today, so it was fun celebrating it with him today since he's just back from Australia in time. I got some cool presents!!

I Miss my Girlfriend..

She's gone to England for a week. My house feels very empty. She gets a great kick outta of annoying me and though I pretend to be annoyed, I really love it. I might sleep on the couch for a week, my bed would be way too lonely!!

If Valentine's Cards Told The Truth...

Again With The Photoshop!!

See, you can do 3D text with photoshop

Cartoons Again

Marks outta 10??

I'm the kinda person that has to be the best at everything I do. It's easy to compare the things I'm good at by watching other people, Musicians, Fathers, IT guys, Footballers, Boxers etc..But I've never seen any other guy have sex with a woman in real life, so although I think I'm good, i really have no clue. I've been told I am, but maybe my girlfriends have been too polite to tell me I'm crap. They seem to have a good time, but it's sex, you always have a good time. I'm trying to come up with a method of finding out how good I am, I first thought that a threesome with some other guy, but women haven't been accomodating so far. Then I thought of calling up Ex's & asking them what they thought of me in hindsight, but I suspect they might be mean, judging by the fact that I probably dumped them. (I wouldn't really do any of those things, I'm just curious is all). I'll just have to be happy with the fact that I might be an alright lover and not as i think...The Greatest Fuck on the Planet!!

Dirty Dreams...

Every night for a week I've been dreaming about sex. Dunno why, I never dreamt about that before, (except when I'm awake). They're the most vivid, realistic dreams I've ever had. It wouldn't be so weird if I wasn't dreaming about people (Women) I know. I seriously can't face these people anymore, when i see them, despite myself, I'll blurt out...'I had a dream about you last night!!'..and friendship over!!..I'm off now to analyze myself as to why I'm having these dreams in the first place..Maybe it's time to start cheating!!

I have the Flu...

Oh Man, I'd prefer to have penis cancer!!..I want my Mommy!!.although Sharon is taking good care of me, she's making me herbal tea with lemons, & giving me tablets & stuff. I know what would make me feel much better right now, but i don't wanna pass it on to her!!