Me and Shar are going speed dating next month. It's just a social experiment, not a means to get some stranger to come home with us & hold a camera or anything. €50 to the one of us that gets the most call backs. I'm feeling confident, but on the day I'm hoping I won't go banging on about South American history or my sexual inadequacy. I have all my lies ready..30, single, car owner, employed, generous, can maintain an erection, good listener. If i get rejected I hope I won't shout 'Screw you lady, see that hot chick in the black dress, that's my girlfriend'
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