My Girlfriend...

She shoved a straw down my throat today, and slapped me too and after I gave her jewelery last night (Nice one Baby, I wish I'd thought of that one). I put up with it 'cos she's hot!!!..Hey!!, that better not be a scone on that plate!!..DISPLAY ONLY!!!

Oh the Vanity!!!

Even though Shar thinks she's not looking good today and doesn't want her picture taken, she carefully uses the opportunity to show off her new tattoo!!

Sharon's kicking it back today....

Poor thing had a night out last night, and after a few days of shopping, she's wrecked. So I'm taking good care of her. I'm wrapping her feet in hats, making her endless cups of coffee & sneaking the odd feel while she still drunk. I also brought her breakfast in bed (at 2pm) & another breakfast when she went back to sleep on the couch at 4pm. Sorry about the pic, she wouldn't let me take one, dunno about the book though, she can't actually read. And now she drank my can of coke that my Dad gave for my dinner tonight. At least she'll sleep all day, I reckon if the Irish rugby team came in and said 'Sharon, we want to satisfy you'..she still wouldn't wake up..!!

She also got her hair cut short...

..it was right down to her bum, It's like having a whole new girlfriend..Which satisfied my craving for a whole new girlfriend, now I'm gonna make her gain 100lbs, so it can be like another whole other girlfriend again, and maybe grow a penis next year, to satisfy my craving for a bit of......

My girlfriend got a tattoo..

Sweet, huh?...I love it. I wanted her to get 'Property of Owen Scanlan' on her chest, but There wasn't room..Haha..Burn Baby!!....No seriously you could write the Bible on those babies!!

I Miss my Girlfriend..

She's gone to England for a week. My house feels very empty. She gets a great kick outta of annoying me and though I pretend to be annoyed, I really love it. I might sleep on the couch for a week, my bed would be way too lonely!!

My Girlfriend Again!!

Yes, she likes posing!!

Hand Tattoo

I've been ringing Tattoo studios all morning, trying to get someone to do this tattoo for my girlfriend. Must be an old barber shop tradition that most of them are closed on Mondays. I finally got through to a cool guy at 'Tattoo Zoo' who told me he didn't do hands, he said that there's three tattoos one always regrets....Badly done tattoos, Tattoos with someone's name (Sorry baby), and Tattoos on one's hand. He reckons if will affect possible future employment prospects and he just doesn't do hands. He had twenty girls in looking for tattoos like this since X-Factor came on, he added that if Cheryl Cole came in he'd probably do anything she wanted. Me too mate!!..Anyway cheers to the guy at Tattoo Zoo, nice to see some integrity these days!!