Wednesday, 29 July 2009

Every 7 Seconds!!

Isaac Newton died a virgin (Look at him, no wonder, right??..lol). He's the father of modern mathematics & one of the brightest people that ever lived. I reckon he never had a sexual thought. If he thought about sex as much as men usually do, he wouldn't have given a fuck about numbers. Sex is the most distracting thing ever, if a guy got smashed by a car as was broken & dying at the side of the road & a cute chick came up to help he'd think 'Wow, she's smoking'. It overrides every thought we have. I could do a lot more with my life if i didn't think about sex, invent a time machine, a unified theory of physics, cure the common cold, understand women etc. Little head does the thinking!!..Here are some other people that died virgins: Fredric Chopin: Famous Classical Composer. Immanual Kant: Unpleasant German Philosopher. George Bernard Shaw: Not really, but shocked into abstinance when seduced by an older woman Adolf Hitler: (Supposedly) Recovered Germany from low self-esteem, did some bad stuff too. John Ruskin: Social Thinker & Art Critic, Shocked into virginity on his wedding night Jesus: Leader of Christianity, Sex was invented by his father. Anne Frank: (I'm really, really sorry!) On the other hand, Einstein, probably humanities' greatest mind was a magnet for women, despite his looks, apparently he fucked Marilyn Monroe!

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