Friday, 7 November 2008

Can we just have cuddly sex tonight please?


Just for tonight you just lie there reading a book or something, I won't have to count sheep, our neighbours kids won't be saying '' Mommy, he's killing her again'', you won't strain your vocal chords, our poor bed will last a little longer, and so will that burn cream....The average sexual encounter lasts 20 minutes, i swear...Google it!!

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